Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?