The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged