You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap