Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him
People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
