We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

Until now technology could be understood as an extension of the body’s will to power With AI

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound