Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
100% of success is showing up on time
Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors