They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

I don’t get mad I get odd

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly