The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice