You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

All dressed down with nowhere to go

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Social media came for our teenage… and unable to organize their inner… they turned their aggression inwar… Now AI is coming for our teenage… and unable to impact the external…

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort