People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions