Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people