Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!