They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets