One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary