The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead