Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…