The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want