I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because