The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop