There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure