It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

God is the world’s only super-bower