The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…

There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…