Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…