Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths
