We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
Serve (one another) and Play (together)
Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on
It always comes back to Love and work– The whole point of Love of country Is found in doing the work
