I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill