In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

Let there be light blight and hindsight

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one