Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–
When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God
There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job
With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
