I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…