Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation