Naturally, the Beastie Boys Are Jewish
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
The less you need to control the more powerful you
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees