Naturally, the Beastie Boys Are Jewish
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way