The less you need to control the more powerful you

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone