America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg