I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
