We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have
Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
Love may never win but love always ties
If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
