My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder