If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…