When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through
The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier
The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…
Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
