In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork