Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion