Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

There Is Always Room For

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time