I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force