If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
