Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone
