The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
