Following AI’s posthuman moral ca… And thus unsatisfied that hell isn… Human beings are bound and determi… To do the superego’s bidding And right that wrong

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…