The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude