God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel
For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves