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I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
I changed My mind By following My heart
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away