A Man and His Many Uses
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice