A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

I will gladly suffer fools for love

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy